This Makes No Sense At All

From Wikipedia: Mondegreen is the mishearing or misinterpretation of a phrase as a result of near-homophony . As a child, my hearing was good, but sometimes the cognitive processes couldn't quite make sense of what I heard. Around Christmas time, as Silent Night was sung, I visualized "sleep in heavenly peace" as "sleep in heavenly peas." Life goes on, I eventually learned the less interesting truth and put such things behind me. Now, some 70+ years later, I  am kidding Susan. She has a princess quality, and is truly sensitive to slight imperfections, particularly those that affect her comfort. Remember the pea under the mattress story? Anyhow, I try to accommodate her when I can, as she is genuinely distressed and can easily be made happy. I do, however, tease her a little about this princess quality. This morning as I proceeded to satisfy some request, I responded "yes, your highless". Susan says "what did you say?" Me "your h...

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